We Just Witnessed The CRAZIEST Finale Of 'The Bachelor' EVER

THAT SHIT WAS BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Listen to me. If you don’t watch The Bachelor, that’s fine. You think it’s lame and for chicks and whatever. But I want you to know that you just missed some of the craziest television that has ever graced the airwaves. I honestly don’t even know where to begin.

Let’s just start at the proposal. The last two contestants remaining were Becca and Lauren B. Arie had already told both of them he loved them which is usually a bad idea. It’s pretty crazy that up until Ben H.’s season it was a total no no for the Bachelor to tell multiple girls he loved them. Now everybody does it and it always ends poorly. Who would’ve thought.

Anyway. So Arie mulls over his decision and eventually sends Lauren B. packing (despite letting her go through her entire monologue about how much she loves him. Big time asshole move from Arie, the first of many). But something weird happens as he sends her away. She says she still loves him and *gasp* he says he loves her too. Excuse me buddy? Pretty wild move for someone who just decided to propose to a different girl. So Lauren B. gets in the dreaded black SUV and balls her eyes out as she’s being taken away.

Next comes out Becca, who we now know Arie is going to propose to. They wax poetic about how much they love each other and blah blah blah blah. Arie even says some shit like, “I will choose you everyday for the rest of my life.” That will become important in a hot second. So Arie proposes, Becca says yes and they live happily ever after, right?

WRONG.

Flash forward to a couple weeks later and Arie admits that he made a mistake and wants to break off his engagement with Becca and give his relationship with Lauren another shot. BANANAS. Literally bananas. The craziest part to me is that he actually went through with the break up. I would’ve seen Becca, knew I was about to do the meanest thing possible to her and just continued on dating her. I’d rather live with the wrong person forever than viciously dunk on them in front of millions of people on television. It’s called being a romantic.

While this was all happening, ABC did something they’ve never done before and put one camera on Arie and one camera on Becca. That way we got to watch each other their reactions. Exciting! It’s around this time that Arie claimed his title as Biggest Asshole On The Planet. He couldn’t have looked worse. Nobody was happier about this development than Nick V. Nick looks like a saint now. Admittedly, the bar is low cause he simply didn’t propose to one girl then take it back and break an unsuspecting woman’s heart into a trillion pieces, but still a win for Nick.

To recap, Arie told Becca during the proposal that he would choose here everyday for the rest of his life then turned right the fuck around and dumped her two weeks later. You gotta be a super duper asshole to do that and Arie did it. It was actually incredible and borderline brave. Cause there’s a real chance Arie gets murdered in the streets the next time he goes out in public. Bachelor fans don’t mess around.

Here’s a live look at the happiest man in the world while all of this is going down

That’s Becca’s ex Ross. He’s a smoke stack and he showed up a couple weeks ago to try and win back Becca’s heart and failed. Although I bet Becca is wishing she had got on that plane with him right about now.

So all of this leads to a strange game of hide-and-seek between Arie and Becca at the house. A lot of crying from Becca and a lot of fake crying from Arie. There was even a point where Arie knocked on Becca’s bedroom door and uttered the words, “Hey are you ok?” Hey what do you think pal? “Hey are you over that really mean thing I did to you 5 minutes ago or nah?” The fact that Becca didn’t slap Arie is a real actual miracle.

Becca keeps telling Arie to leave and he says okay I’m leaving. And then keeps not leaving. Seriously. He lingered for a solid 25 minutes after Becca told him 100 times to leave. That was pretty uncomfortable to be honest. It got to the point where I wanted to retroactively call the police on Arie. He was being creeeeeeeepy.

The bottom line is that Arie is a mega asshole. An asshole the likes we’ve never seen on The Bachelor before which is REALLY saying something. All of this leads to another episode of The Bachelor airing tomorrow night. You’re excited! Supposedly Arie is gonna be there, Lauren is gonna be there and Becca is gonna be there. I’m guessing the only reason Becca is gonna be there is cause she’s contactually obligated. And she’s 100% gonna be named the next Bachelorette. How could she not be after all this? She has an entire nation on her side. What a wild ride.

By the way, I’ve seen people being like, “HOW COULD ABC FILM THIS?!?! THIS IS HORRIBLE.THEY SHOULDN’T BE FILMING HER!” Uhhhhhhh this is why the show exists. For this exact reason. For moments exactly like that one. That was some of the most incredible TV I’ve ever seen. Did it make me wanna die from awkwardness? Yep! That’s called great reality TV. ABC has officially sucked me back in and I CANNOT WAIT for tomorrow’s episode. I love this franchise so fucking much.